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REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.
Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

Aww!!!

I got in an argument with my uncle last week over an orphaned, emaciated, severely dehydrated opossum who we received a call on, and who didn’t make it. She was too far gone; she was horrifically infested with fleas (she was young enough to be riding around on mama’s back still, and the fleas mean she had been abandoned for several days at least), her mucous membranes were unresponsive, which means she was life-threateningly dehydrated, and was basically skin and bones. She lasted less than 4 hours after intake, before I could even begin rehydrating her. She even had a form of ‘cat cancer’ in an abscess on her foot. This was the first animal we’ve lost in our wildlife rehab. I was very upset by the baby opossum’s death, since I was going through a very, very hard time that week. I posted on Facebook that she didn’t make it, as I keep my friends updated on my wildlife rehab efforts. My uncle basically said something to the effect of ‘good riddance.’ I was furious that he had the nerve to say that to me when wildlife rehab has been my childhood dream and is my passion now. I made all of these points and more, and told him that it was inappropriate and unacceptable of him to say those things and that I would not tolerate my passion being reduced to a joke. Virginia opossums are incredible animals: they are North America’s only marsupial, and are vital to our ecosystems. They are highly evolved to virtually any habitat and have evolved to not only be almost 100% resistant to rabies, but are resistant to ticks which helps control Lyme disease, are very resistant to snake venoms, and help control insect, rodent, snake, amphibian, and other small animal populations, and are completely harmless to humans. Opossums are absolutely incredible animals, and deserve the utmost respect from us. Please never trap or injure opossums, even if they are in your trash. Instead, be responsible and keep your trash secured if you do not like opossums or other animals getting in to it. Remember that opossums are doing their best to survive in an urban habitat, since we took away their natural habitats to build our cities. Protect our opossums!

My neighbor put out poison to ‘kill the big rat’ she saw. Where I live… There are no rats. I found ‘said rat’ and it was dead…I hate ignorant people.
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unfriendlybambi:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.
Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

Aww!!!

I got in an argument with my uncle last week over an orphaned, emaciated, severely dehydrated opossum who we received a call on, and who didn’t make it. She was too far gone; she was horrifically infested with fleas (she was young enough to be riding around on mama’s back still, and the fleas mean she had been abandoned for several days at least), her mucous membranes were unresponsive, which means she was life-threateningly dehydrated, and was basically skin and bones. She lasted less than 4 hours after intake, before I could even begin rehydrating her. She even had a form of ‘cat cancer’ in an abscess on her foot. This was the first animal we’ve lost in our wildlife rehab. I was very upset by the baby opossum’s death, since I was going through a very, very hard time that week. I posted on Facebook that she didn’t make it, as I keep my friends updated on my wildlife rehab efforts. My uncle basically said something to the effect of ‘good riddance.’ I was furious that he had the nerve to say that to me when wildlife rehab has been my childhood dream and is my passion now. I made all of these points and more, and told him that it was inappropriate and unacceptable of him to say those things and that I would not tolerate my passion being reduced to a joke. Virginia opossums are incredible animals: they are North America’s only marsupial, and are vital to our ecosystems. They are highly evolved to virtually any habitat and have evolved to not only be almost 100% resistant to rabies, but are resistant to ticks which helps control Lyme disease, are very resistant to snake venoms, and help control insect, rodent, snake, amphibian, and other small animal populations, and are completely harmless to humans. Opossums are absolutely incredible animals, and deserve the utmost respect from us. Please never trap or injure opossums, even if they are in your trash. Instead, be responsible and keep your trash secured if you do not like opossums or other animals getting in to it. Remember that opossums are doing their best to survive in an urban habitat, since we took away their natural habitats to build our cities. Protect our opossums!

My neighbor put out poison to ‘kill the big rat’ she saw. Where I live… There are no rats. I found ‘said rat’ and it was dead…I hate ignorant people.
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antleropolis:

jellybeanrat:

unfriendlybambi:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.
Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

Aww!!!

I got in an argument with my uncle last week over an orphaned, emaciated, severely dehydrated opossum who we received a call on, and who didn’t make it. She was too far gone; she was horrifically infested with fleas (she was young enough to be riding around on mama’s back still, and the fleas mean she had been abandoned for several days at least), her mucous membranes were unresponsive, which means she was life-threateningly dehydrated, and was basically skin and bones. She lasted less than 4 hours after intake, before I could even begin rehydrating her. She even had a form of ‘cat cancer’ in an abscess on her foot. This was the first animal we’ve lost in our wildlife rehab. I was very upset by the baby opossum’s death, since I was going through a very, very hard time that week. I posted on Facebook that she didn’t make it, as I keep my friends updated on my wildlife rehab efforts. My uncle basically said something to the effect of ‘good riddance.’ I was furious that he had the nerve to say that to me when wildlife rehab has been my childhood dream and is my passion now. I made all of these points and more, and told him that it was inappropriate and unacceptable of him to say those things and that I would not tolerate my passion being reduced to a joke. Virginia opossums are incredible animals: they are North America’s only marsupial, and are vital to our ecosystems. They are highly evolved to virtually any habitat and have evolved to not only be almost 100% resistant to rabies, but are resistant to ticks which helps control Lyme disease, are very resistant to snake venoms, and help control insect, rodent, snake, amphibian, and other small animal populations, and are completely harmless to humans. Opossums are absolutely incredible animals, and deserve the utmost respect from us. Please never trap or injure opossums, even if they are in your trash. Instead, be responsible and keep your trash secured if you do not like opossums or other animals getting in to it. Remember that opossums are doing their best to survive in an urban habitat, since we took away their natural habitats to build our cities. Protect our opossums!

My neighbor put out poison to ‘kill the big rat’ she saw. Where I live… There are no rats. I found ‘said rat’ and it was dead…I hate ignorant people.
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antleropolis:

jellybeanrat:

unfriendlybambi:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.
Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

Aww!!!

I got in an argument with my uncle last week over an orphaned, emaciated, severely dehydrated opossum who we received a call on, and who didn’t make it. She was too far gone; she was horrifically infested with fleas (she was young enough to be riding around on mama’s back still, and the fleas mean she had been abandoned for several days at least), her mucous membranes were unresponsive, which means she was life-threateningly dehydrated, and was basically skin and bones. She lasted less than 4 hours after intake, before I could even begin rehydrating her. She even had a form of ‘cat cancer’ in an abscess on her foot. This was the first animal we’ve lost in our wildlife rehab. I was very upset by the baby opossum’s death, since I was going through a very, very hard time that week. I posted on Facebook that she didn’t make it, as I keep my friends updated on my wildlife rehab efforts. My uncle basically said something to the effect of ‘good riddance.’ I was furious that he had the nerve to say that to me when wildlife rehab has been my childhood dream and is my passion now. I made all of these points and more, and told him that it was inappropriate and unacceptable of him to say those things and that I would not tolerate my passion being reduced to a joke. Virginia opossums are incredible animals: they are North America’s only marsupial, and are vital to our ecosystems. They are highly evolved to virtually any habitat and have evolved to not only be almost 100% resistant to rabies, but are resistant to ticks which helps control Lyme disease, are very resistant to snake venoms, and help control insect, rodent, snake, amphibian, and other small animal populations, and are completely harmless to humans. Opossums are absolutely incredible animals, and deserve the utmost respect from us. Please never trap or injure opossums, even if they are in your trash. Instead, be responsible and keep your trash secured if you do not like opossums or other animals getting in to it. Remember that opossums are doing their best to survive in an urban habitat, since we took away their natural habitats to build our cities. Protect our opossums!

My neighbor put out poison to ‘kill the big rat’ she saw. Where I live… There are no rats. I found ‘said rat’ and it was dead…I hate ignorant people.
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antleropolis:

jellybeanrat:

unfriendlybambi:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

Aww!!!

I got in an argument with my uncle last week over an orphaned, emaciated, severely dehydrated opossum who we received a call on, and who didn’t make it. She was too far gone; she was horrifically infested with fleas (she was young enough to be riding around on mama’s back still, and the fleas mean she had been abandoned for several days at least), her mucous membranes were unresponsive, which means she was life-threateningly dehydrated, and was basically skin and bones. She lasted less than 4 hours after intake, before I could even begin rehydrating her. She even had a form of ‘cat cancer’ in an abscess on her foot. This was the first animal we’ve lost in our wildlife rehab. I was very upset by the baby opossum’s death, since I was going through a very, very hard time that week. I posted on Facebook that she didn’t make it, as I keep my friends updated on my wildlife rehab efforts. My uncle basically said something to the effect of ‘good riddance.’ I was furious that he had the nerve to say that to me when wildlife rehab has been my childhood dream and is my passion now. I made all of these points and more, and told him that it was inappropriate and unacceptable of him to say those things and that I would not tolerate my passion being reduced to a joke. Virginia opossums are incredible animals: they are North America’s only marsupial, and are vital to our ecosystems. They are highly evolved to virtually any habitat and have evolved to not only be almost 100% resistant to rabies, but are resistant to ticks which helps control Lyme disease, are very resistant to snake venoms, and help control insect, rodent, snake, amphibian, and other small animal populations, and are completely harmless to humans. Opossums are absolutely incredible animals, and deserve the utmost respect from us. Please never trap or injure opossums, even if they are in your trash. Instead, be responsible and keep your trash secured if you do not like opossums or other animals getting in to it. Remember that opossums are doing their best to survive in an urban habitat, since we took away their natural habitats to build our cities. Protect our opossums!

My neighbor put out poison to ‘kill the big rat’ she saw. Where I live… There are no rats. I found ‘said rat’ and it was dead…
I hate ignorant people.

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Thanks to the food styling gods, the scene is held up a bit while Mads and the director discuss an alternative to the samurai egg master trick described in the script. They settle on a potato trick– it’s easier for the set dresser to pick up a slashed potato than it is to wipe smashed raw egg off everything after each take. So now, I have to find a couple dozen identically shaped potatoes and peel them for the knife trick. — œuf

We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles. I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, I briefly describe the egg trick to him whereupon he just tosses an egg up in the air and breaks it perfectly on the spatula. Did it. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and confesses he was a juggler in his youth.— mukozuke

How to finish that last minute assignment

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I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life…

I used to do this occasionally with presentations. Like I’d just corrupt the PowerPoint and then when it was my turn it wouldn’t open and the professor would say to do it the next day. But you have to know the professor because some will just say tough shit and take points off. And you never do it on the last presentation day because then you might also get screwed.

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